I’m still learning to love the parts of me that no one claps for.
Excuses to leave a situation.
Brent Burns is a gift
Brent Burns sometimes makes me feel like I am watching Encino Man, but as a documentary.
Cap ‘n Quote: Persuasion (2007) by Jane Austen
requested by marigoldfaucet
I can hardly write. I am every instant hearing something which overpowers me. You sink your voice, but I can distinguish the tones of that voice when they would be lost on others. Too good, too excellent creature! You do us justice, indeed. You do believe that there is true attachment and constancy among men. Believe it to be most fervent, most undeviating, in F. W.
I must go, uncertain of my fate; but I shall return hither, or follow your party, as soon as possible. A word, a look, will be enough to decide whether I enter your father’s house this evening or never.
From now on, no matter what happens, if you want to punch me in the face or spit in my mouth while I’m asleep, it doesn’t matter. I’m always going to be watching your back.
Kids React To: The sudden realization of their own mortality
Welcome to the only game in town, kid.
don’t talk to strangers on the internet because they’re great and hot and funny and live miles away and highlight the lack of people in your daily life that you can tolerate